then it started to get weird when they were complimenting how cute i looked in my helmet and how cute my jacket was on me and touching it asking if it was real leather. as i was smoking a lot of people were pulling in (not backed in) and all coming up to me saying 'hey that's a really nice bike man' (most of these dudes were like 30 - 40+) and just asking bullshit questions about it, what kind of motor it had. So i just figured this was some sort of trend that goes on in these woods so i just backed my bike into a spot to have a quick smoke (cigarette). i thought this was a tad bit weird but just kept cruising i'll keep it short and sweet, as i was cruising around the woods i NOTICED a lot of people backed in to parking spots and 90% of the cars had people in the driver seat just sitting there. I was going down a road (lagrange) and saw a sign for a forest perserve called el pasico forest preserve or something (forgot the name cause i was so horrified by all of what happened). Today i was out cruising around on my bike and i don't know if any blades live in chicago or travelled the outskirts, but this will be my last time i will be going to these woods
